kate who is eighteen and wishes she was a flying cat with laser eyes

  • married to Simon Amstell
  • I have placed a hit on Jesse Eisenberg through several mafias and yakuza clans yet somehow he continues to exist and so while he lives on my life continues to atrophy in indirect proportion
  • there are 0 reasons to follow me
  • in fact there are anti-reasons

  • January 24th
    2:56 PM
    we’re in the computer lab and my friends asked me to put together rape eyes and shark smile. so. here you go.

    we’re in the computer lab and my friends asked me to put together rape eyes and shark smile. so. here you go.

    January 22nd
    12:30 AM

    a message from snapesgrudge


    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! I'M NOT ACTUALLY SURE HOW TIMEZONES WORK BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE IN TWO HOURS AND MAYBE YOU'RE TWO HOURS AHEAD??? DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE INTERNET BUT YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! :D :D  <3 <3 <3 <3 

    ALSO: I’ll probably just grow up to be a drunk and hate my father (i.e. you) 

    you’re a terrible bitch and I love you

    January 5th
    5:21 PM

    JUST FYI

    got back to school monday

    my internet is worse than ever

    consider this a hiatus

    *sad-facing forever*

    December 25th
    12:00 AM
    2:39 AM
    Via

    Oh, god.

    hedwigisnotdead:

    NOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT

    [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    babyminaj:

    so good

    2:32 AM
    Via

    fellandwrath:

    sarahjoyo:

    AHS Crack part 1.

    I advise to click this shit, it’ll change your life.

     omfg “cry deeply”

    Wait this is actually fantastic.

    2:24 AM
    Via
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    1:22 AM
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    1:20 AM
    1:19 AM
    Via
    • INTERVIEWER: Justin, I know that you guys are good friends, so tell me how the play came into -- I know there's a story with this cast that we'll get into...
    • JESSE: We all slept with Herman Cain.
    • JUSTIN: You slept with Herman Cain too?
    • JESSE: [nods]
    • INTERVIEWER: ...How the play came to you in the role of Vinny.
    • JUSTIN: Well, Jesse -- Eisenberg -- he sent me the play. You know, over the years we've developed a friendship, just purely out of no one else would be friends with us, I think. So we would send material to each other, and he sent me this play that he'd written -- he sent me a couple plays that he'd written, Asuncion being one of them. Was it called Asuncion?
    • JESSE: Mmhmm. Yeah.
    • JUSTIN: And it was obviously very good, and we would do a couple readings over the years, and I think he wrote the character of Vinny with me in mind, kind of -- part of an amalgam, I think, of other people... So it was just a chance, we'd worked together once before and it was a chance to work together again.