i wish i were a flying cat with laser eyes but instead i am just a 19-year-old girl named kate. hello.

if it seems like I am ignoring you because I am posting-- it is just my queue that I am too lazy to tag as such. if you talk to me at all I want to talk back to you because ilu. ♥

this is about me missing my best friend in the whole wide world named KIMMY

• kimmy is perfect and wonderful
• she is a saint
• except also she is a bitch
• like me
• we hate the same people
• we love the same people
• we are the same type of weird
• we have the same type of humor
• WE BOTH NEEEEEEEEED 6 EEEEEEGGS
• we have the same soul
• we’re like brothers… only closer
• once we took 2c-e together and amongst other weird things we wrote a story about top being an anteater and eating everyong
• as in this top
• 
• I don’t know either
• we have just made a lot of dumb stuff together
• we have made terrible jello shots that were terrible
• we went to ihop
• all
• the
• goddamn
• time
• we skipped class to eat at ihop, even
• WE WERE SERIOUS ABOUT IHOP
• and similarly we can somehow be serious together
• we get into shit together
• we get out of shit together
• we somehow bullshat our way through apush together
• we have too many inside jokes to count
• like
• i don’t even know what they are anymore
• but in the middle of the night I will remember one and start crying myself to sleep
• from laughter i mean
• also we do fun things in michael’s craft stores
• like have obscure animal fights
• 
• and wear boas and get feathers everywhere 
• 
• and then leave without buying anything
• just
• the fact that she now lives on the other side of the world makes my heart cry
• like
• ugh
• i miss her
• I LOVE YOU, MY SISTER, MY WIFE, MY HONEY BEE
• WE NEED TO TEXT MORE OFTEN
• LEARN TO TEXT IN OUR SLEEP
• <3
• <333333
• the end
• ps: kimmy+kate=~*~*4EVR*~*~