kate who is eighteen and wishes she was a flying cat with laser eyes

  • married to Simon Amstell
  • I have placed a hit on Jesse Eisenberg through several mafias and yakuza clans yet somehow he continues to exist and so while he lives on my life continues to atrophy in indirect proportion
  • there are 0 reasons to follow me
  • in fact there are anti-reasons

  • January 22nd
    12:30 AM

    a message from snapesgrudge


    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! I'M NOT ACTUALLY SURE HOW TIMEZONES WORK BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE IN TWO HOURS AND MAYBE YOU'RE TWO HOURS AHEAD??? DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE INTERNET BUT YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! :D :D  <3 <3 <3 <3 

    ALSO: I’ll probably just grow up to be a drunk and hate my father (i.e. you) 

    you’re a terrible bitch and I love you

    1. wrychu posted this