i wish i were a flying cat with laser eyes but instead i am just a 19-year-old girl named kate. hello.

if it seems like I am ignoring you because I am posting-- it is just my queue that I am too lazy to tag as such. if you talk to me at all I want to talk back to you because ilu. ♥

blomkvist:

#can somebody please photoshop him onto a surfboard?

twirlergirl:

this is mark zuckerberg riding on a donkey

emlary:

Some CEO uses his website all day long.

Jeremiah CohickIn the same way drug dealers don’t use the product they sell, I doubt Zuckerberg is on Facebook all day. Visionaries don’t idle online.

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Mark Zuckerberg No, I really do use Facebook all day long.12 hours ago · Like ·  2,121 people

emlary:

Mark Zuckerberg and Chris Hughes creators “Facebook” photographed at Eliot House at Harvard University, Cambridge, MA. on May 14, 2004. Facebook was created in February 2004, 3 months prior to this photograph.

Fuck, I just realize the photos were taken on Mark’s 20’s birthday. Gosh, whoever took the photos must have no idea how the 20-year-old pretty boy’s gonna change the whole world.

bunnywhite:

omfg

2005

rainingscissors:

operation this will most likely end badly is a go: Oh sweet lord.

bambieyes-curlylocks:

thatwasnotveryravenofyou:

From Yahoo! News:

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